Conferences, Who's to Blame?

Probably from reading his teacher's blog!

Top 10 Overused Awards Assembly Comments

According to Doug Johnson, on the Blue Skunk Blog most of us would prefer shallow wit to deep intelligence in our writers and speakers. Thank goodness. Granted, this is taken from his biases, but I read it on the internet, so I know it is true.

I guess that justifies publishing much of what we read on blogs. Using this line of reasoning, I can write many a post that veers on the edge of smartalecky. I can throw it out there and justify it by saying that I am just trying to share a little humor.

Oh well, here it goes--my top 10 tired and overused comments at an awards assembly.

1. I am so proud . . .

2. She is doing sooooo much better . . .

3. I never get an award.

4. He gets all the awards.

5. This is boring.

6. SSSSSHHHHHH

7. This is the best class . . .

8. I knew I wouldn't get an award because he doesn't like me.

9. She is a teacher's pet.

10. Keep trying and you will get an award next time (when pigs can fly). Oh sorry, somehow my thoughts snuck in here.

Can guess which are the teachers' comments and which are the students? By the way, have you figured out that we had an awards assembly yesterday?

Congrats to all of the award winners!