I am glad that Eric Mangini is the coach of the Browns because that gives the fans someone to hate more than the players.
I am thankful that the Browns traded their two best receivers. That way other teams don't have to spend a lot of time worrying about playing defense.
I am thankful that the Browns are losing a lot of games that way the Bengals fans finally have something the brag about after 20 years as losers.
I am thankful for Jamal Lewis because that provides fans at least one voice of reason from the Brown's locker room.
I am glad the Browns had a bye week that way fans didn't have to worry about losing for at least one week of the season.
I am thankful the Browns got to play the Ravens on Monday Night Football because . . . Hmmm. I guess I'm really not so thankful for that.
I am thankful that the Browns have lost a lot of games because it makes it real easy for fans that go to a game to find a seat.
I am thankful that Brady Quinn has a pretty girl friend. Let's face it, he needs something to be happy about.