Today is the first day back from winter break. Well, today was supposed to be the first day back. Instead, we get one more day. Fourteen degrees out and snowing hard, so school was canceled.
Oh well, tomorrow is the first day back from winter break.
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the blonde catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load."
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load."
When the light turns green, the trucker races to the next light. When he stops this time he hurriedly gets out of his truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says.....
"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter and I'm driving a salt truck!"
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